About Me/ Review Policy

I love finding the humor in life. I am a fan of crappy TV shows, good movies, and pretty much any book I can get my hands on. I tend to write while I watch TV as sitting still is not a strong point for me. :) 
Here's some random facts about me: 

  • I am PR friendly. For more information, click here
  • I learned to train whales and dolphins at the Shedd Aquarium
  • I hate gum and hate it when people chew with their mouths open. I think they look like cows
  • I have a B.S. in Cell Biology and Neuroscience and Ecology and Evolution
  • I am currently working on my MBA 
  • I have published two scientific research papers
  • I have been rejected from vet school 3 times (actually it's 15 times if you multiply by the number of schools I have applied to by the number of years applied)
  • I currently work as a receptionist at a psychiatry clinic. I can't tell you how much I wish I could write about those stories... Damn HIPPA.
  • I wish I could talk to animals so I could effectively tell my cat to stop running through the blinds
  • I am an avid reader
  • I think that rain is stupid and that it should either snow or be sunny
  • I can get a sunburn in 10 minutes or less
  • I still have a stuffed animal that a boy gave me when I was 16 on my bed. His name is Leopard  He's a leopard
  • I can write kick ass operation procedures
  • I get mad when people don't use the forums at DiveBigSky.com
  • My new hobby is excising my artistic skills (on level with a 6 year old) illustrating my posts with paint... If it doesn't look like something drawn with crayons, I probably didn't draw it! 
  • If you would like to use my lovely artwork, please credit me and sing my praises. If you have any questions, feel free to
 

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Reviews and Tours

I review books because I enjoy sharing what I read. Though I am sometimes given books for review, no compensation is received when writing a review. 
I do accept ARC copies for review on my blog. If that your book fits what I look for, I will post an honest review on my blog, Goodreads, and other venues if requested. While I do accept requests for tours, I limit the number that I participate in so as not to overwhelm my readers with sponsored posts.To request a product review/tour/etc.,
  • Please include the following in your email.
    • Subject Line: Product Name and the words Review Request
    • Body: 
      • Product description/genre and intended audience
      • Contact name and email address
      • Interest in sponsoring a giveaway
      • If requesting a book review, include:
        • Book Title: 
        • Genre: 
        • Purpose: 
        • Book Summary: 
        • Timeline for review:
        • Any relevant information. 
  • I love giving my opinions on new and innovative products, and I am committed to providing thorough and honest reviews of those items. If I choose to review your product, I will email you the address where samples may be sent. Samples will not be returned, and you will be responsible for all shipping charges.
  • When your product is received, you will be notified of it’s arrival. Please do not send emails asking if your product has arrived until at least one month has passed since you have sent it.
  • If you are sponsoring a giveaway, I will email you with the winner’s information. You will be responsible for shipping the prize to the winner unless otherwise noted. I ask that the item(s) be shipped within 3 weeks after close of giveaway. If you would like to offer a gift certificate as a giveaway item, please make it an amount which will cover the entire purchase including shipping of at least one item in your shop.
  • I will personally test/read your product and will write a detailed blog post about the product. I will include pictures and will link to your website and product. When possible, I will link through Amazon.com for images. You accept the risk that you may not necessarily get a favorable review. I do not write mean spirited reviews for the sake of being mean, but I will write an honest review of my opinion.
  • At this time I do not accept monetary compensation for a review, and an offer for such will not change the outcome of the review.
  • I reserve the right to not publish reviews, even after a sample/book has been received. 
  • These guidelines are subject to change.
  • Additional Book Review Rules

  • If you send an electronic copy of your book, please do not send a partial version of your book, as this will not be accepted and reviewed. Please include the book in it's entirety.
  • Occasionally, I will read a book that simply does not jive with me. In that case, I will inform you of the status of the revue and any thoughts I had on the book. 
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